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EXHIBIT HALL

Please do not feed the dark patterns. Each specimen takes under 45 seconds to experience. Photography permitted; dignity not guaranteed.

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EXHIBIT 01
Cookie Banner Hell
A rare specimen from the consent-fatigue era.
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EXHIBIT 02
Infinite Signup Form
Researchers believe users cried here.
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EXHIBIT 03
Tiny Decline Button
Notice how anxiety was weaponized.
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EXHIBIT 04
Fake Urgency Store
Manufactured scarcity, preserved in amber.
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EXHIBIT 05
CAPTCHA Nightmare
Humanity remains unverified.
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EXHIBIT 06
Newsletter Ambush
The exit-intent popup's angrier cousin.
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WING B
Newsletter Modal Wing
Under restoration since 2019.
Museum NoticeThe Museum of Bad UI does not endorse the patterns on display. They are preserved purely so future generations can ask, with horror, "why."